Feast your eyes on this!!!! Lovely little spread, bucolic charm, although minus the moo cows, but plenty of free range spray cans. Great views across our alfresco entertaining area, the best the City That Never Wakes has to offer. Inspired by a high end Balinese Spa, the kind you see as you weave your 50cc auto scooter out of the path of an on-coming anjing as you proceed in stately fashion down Jalan Sari Dewi. The only thing to watch here is getting collected by a 500cc dirt bike as they come over the wall and do monos in the very fine kidney-shaped pool. The design is right, inspired by a desire to connect deeper with mother earth and father sky. The service is second to none, the staff eager to please without being a bunch of obsequious little fucks. Although for extra $50 Hermione in the kitchen may well blow you after our award-winning continental breakfast. Ripper! I pointed the Freedom Machine out here the other day and was chuffed to catch this fine piece of Perth architecture puttin’ on its very own Tiffen (85) warming filter in the late afternoon glow. Whacko the Chook!!!
